i'm guilty... and i'm sorry. i've neglected to hip you berries to the joy that is Simmons. i'm not talking about Richard either. Bill Simmons has to be one of the funniest writers i've ever come across. maybe it's because he reminds me of myself and i'm completely self-absorbed, but either way, you have got to read his take on the recent National Spelling Bee. as he is oft to say, it's "high comedy."
2002.6.17 | boysen
the new Rush CD rocks!
plain and simple these guys put out consistently innovative sounds. [if you're into the Japanese version for some reason, it's an extra 20. only people with too much money "need" this.]
Clinton might not have "inhaled" but he learned some other stuff from his days in college, specifically how to trash a place.
2002.6.10 | boysen
remember QuakeCon? what was once very cool seems to be having a down year. oh but back in '96... i should have driven down. doh!
2002.6.7 | boysen
Now let this be a lesson fer ye or ya will have ta walk thee plank matey.
Food fer thought or thee sharks. Garrrr!! I've written 10 new Articles for the Clanberries. If'n ya don't like 'em, yer on the wrong side of my sword ya scallyway. Arrghhh!!
THE ARTICLES OF THE CLANBERRIES
2002.6.4 | boysen
SPAM is coming to a DVR near you! this eventuality should be acknowledged by tech minded folks everywhere, but that doesn't mean we're going to have to take it sitting down. (get it? sitting down? like on the couch? shesshhh...)
2002.6.3 | boysen
i can see things were berry busy in Berrytown while i was gone. other than America's post, it seems little took place while i was busy fighting Pakistani militants near Srinagar. well? ... someone has to try and stave off the eventual nuclear holocust that will destroy us all.