At a nursing home, Art Linkletter asks a lady if she knows who he is. No, said the lady, but if you go to the front desk, they'll tell you.Simply classic.
HILVERSUM, Holland -- John Daly is so determined to play in this week's Dutch Open on the European Tour, the former double-major winner is defying medical advice and using Superglue to bond a wound on his hand. Daly also revealed on Wednesday that he played 13 holes at last week's British Open one-handed. The 36-year-old American's right hand was bleeding so badly on Wednesday at the Hilversumsche course, after undergoing emergency surgery last Saturday night by a local doctor, that he decided to take the drastic measure of glueing his hand to stop the bleeding.
We played games Friday night and part of Saturday (June 28-30). Saturday night we took time out to check out Mr. Deeds at the big screen.
The real fun came Sunday where, after Alp and the boys woke up (we started at 4pm, slackers), we played some paintball. I'll keep this part short... I rocked! I capped the flag once and nailed Alp and Rem (a few times) because they were on the other team. Once, whilst running into a shack to shoot a guy I saw poking his gun out like a girl, I tried to stop and get a decent shot (the floor was slippery) and slid out of the back of the house... I nailed my prey in the back like Billy the Kid and got railed from my right by three future militia men. Tip, when you shoot someone in paintball, or see them get shot, STOP SHOOTING! Jeez. Anyhoo, that prey turned out to be Alpine... muhahaha!
We then ran home to shower and headed for Summerfest. Rem, and Ice ran to see Local H while I took off with Alp and Poison to see the inner workings of the fest (poi developed a sweet web interface for the Fest to do it's bookings, ticket counts and a bunch of other crap), then I grabbed a Saz'z BBQ pork sammich, and listened to Charlie Daniels sing The Devil went down to Georgia. We got there late, and midnight crept up fast, so we herded out to catch a shuttle back to our cars, and that was pretty much it. Oh, yea, Thanks to the girl who gave me cushion during the press, and to Ice Man for making sure I didn't fall down.