2002.12.31 | boysen
In case I post no more today, Happy New Year everyone! Remember to live for a reason.
2002.12.31 | boysen
StudioTimo has some tasty Flash happening. Check out the Portfolio mouseover popup timeline. I wish I had thought of that.
2002.12.31 | boysen
How cool is Fly Guy?!?
2002.12.31 | boysen
Pirated-Sites has got its eye on you.
2002.12.30 | boysen
This computer almost wouldn't let me type this post?! It must be evil, as is human cloning.
2002.12.23 | boysen
Wow. 9/13/1996. How many of you remember that the clanberries were formed that long ago? I mean, that's forever, huh? TCP/IP wasn't part of the Internet until 1993. DNS in '94.

Later in the year, you could even download a browser. Mosaic Netscape 0.9 beta was available in October and people started "surfing" for the first time. Only a short hop, skip and jump away the Qtest was released in February of 1996. CTF followed in October and only days later the clanberries became one of the first Quake clans. All this and more can be found in this Quake timeline. We're part of the History of Quake!

Not everyone can claim that. Merry Christmas everyone!
2002.12.23 | boysen
Injustice infuriates me. The Monahans treatment in the Portland airport will infuriate you too. I think the videotape should have been automatically saved when any dispute takes place. Make sense?
2002.12.23 | boysen
Christmas is right around the corner, but if any of you still need to buy a gift for that hard-to-buy-for person on your list, maybe they'd appreciate the DriveRight Carchip?
2002.12.23 | boysen
If you ever wonder where the really weird stuff is, just go to eBay.
2002.12.23 | boysen
Bulldog crashes Maserati. And yes, he wasn't carrying his license either.
2002.12.23 | boysen
From the land of the obvious comes: Schoolbooks filled with errors and political correctness are screwing up our kids.
2002.12.23 | boysen
In case you haven't seen it yet, The Two Towers was a wonderful movie. I can't believe we have to wait a whole year for the final episode! At least we can see Matrix Reloaded in March. Here's a little article on the (2) upcoming Matrix movies.
2002.12.22 | boysen
Quick thinking shop owner tricks thief into posing for photo.
2002.12.22 | boysen
Ever wondered how much caffeine is in various products? How about the makeup of a caffeine molecule? If not, surely you care about the fact that caffeine is completely illegal in Thailand. Last, but definitely not least, caffeine and your metabolism.
2002.12.22 | boysen
Now that Iraq has been able to "hide" all the "good" stuff, they now say that they're ready to answer our questions.
2002.12.20 | Marion
I just watched part of, on MTV, Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" video. I'd just like to direct this note to her. Christina, there is nobody on that video that is beautiful. Everyone shown on that video ranges from just ugly, to downright hideous. Then, while I'm looking at this crap waiting to see if there is anyone that is remotely attractive, these two fags start kissing and I almost puked. Christina, you are an ugly idiot who has no voice, please stop now, please.
Please.
2002.12.20 | boysen
In the tradition of "it's December and we have to look back on the year and post articles" I present, Canada's Dumb Crimes of 2002.
2002.12.20 | boysen
What was the bigger mistake, making counterfeits with their computer/scanner or trying to use them at the school cafeteria? I mean, it's mystery meat after all. Geezz.
2002.12.20 | boysen
Please feed my Big Mac more Doritos.
2002.12.20 | boysen
Mocha P4 is a cool little PC. No OS... but who needs one of those?
2002.12.20 | boysen
Is a free, digital TV from the government in your future?
2002.12.19 | boysen
Christmas fun!
Snowrush [game]
Snowglobe [game]
Mulberry [shopping]
It's A Wonderful Christmas Carol [movie]
2002.12.19 | boysen
Fast Company thinks now is the perfect time to launch an Internet startup! Look at all those ad banners from tech companys who want people to launch startups. *giggle*
2002.12.19 | boysen
Important News! Pepsi chooses Britney over Beyoncé in a blind taste test.
2002.12.19 | boysen
Cincinnati councilmen has novel idea—give unused Bengals tickets to city's poor children. I don't know if that's a gift or a sentence.
2002.12.19 | boysen
I've got a novel idea. All those people who hate America, leave. Wouldn't that please everyone involved? But no. Instead, these troublemakers would rather stir up others towards hatred.
2002.12.19 | boysen
Those crazy Catholics. Being declared a saint by the church authority structure is probably the last thing Mother Teresa would have cared about. She cared about helping people not titles. So in my book, that makes here a saint.
2002.12.19 | boysen
How many people know that back when Strom Thurmond and Trent Lott supported segregation, they were Democrats?
2002.12.18 | boysen
LMDC posted 7 World Trade Center concepts. You might want to wait 'til later in the week as their servers are floundering.

Update: Ok. I spent the last hour reloading screens to grab these shots. See what you think. (Names are mine.)
Concept by Firm A | "Diamond Twins" / Nice and tall bu far too fragile. Tells the world, "Can some terrorist come knock us over?"
Concept by Firm B | "Prestige & Grass" / Stately and reserved. Firm must be a bunch of scardy cats. My least favorite. Says, "We're stuck in the 1800s."
Concept by Firm C | "Topsy Turvy" / Big and bulky conglomeration of steel and glass. Says, "We prefer drunk buildings."
Concept by Firm D | "Shards!" / Lots of non-traditional angles and sharp points. Tells the world, "Look out! Or we'll cut ya!"
Concept by Firm E | "Dual Vacuum Hoses" / Futuristic design. Doesn't look like much room for people. Says, "Our tower is bigger than your tower. Nya nya nah nya nya."
Concept by Firm F | "Cloud City II" / Similar to Topsy Turvy but much slicker. Looks quite sturdy. Says, "Try to knoch THIS down!"
Concept by Firm G | "Tic Tac Toe" / Oh so geometrical and solid as a steel brick. Tells the world, "A giant helped us build this thing."
2002.12.18 | boysen
Malaysia bans Brad Pitt ad. Promotion could be seen as "humiliating to Asian looks."
2002.12.18 | boysen
DVD player can now talk to your PC.
2002.12.18 | boysen
A Baldwin (doesn't matter which) wants the 9/11 Memorial to be a new Yankees baseball stadium. Nothing really comforts a hurting soul like $7 beers and polish brats. This should verify the obvious fact that these guys are clueless. I thought they had promised to leave the country? At least Pierre kept his promise.
2002.12.18 | boysen
Pot, not just for kids anymore. (See also Dec. 6) Authorities bust a Knoxville nursing home.
2002.12.18 | boysen
First the Japanese, now the Chinese are stung by that karaoke bug. Taking the addiction a step further, they want it in their cars!
2002.12.18 | boysen
I'm guessing 24-year-old Dimbeswar Basumatary doesn't have a full time job. How many people do you know who can sit around and stare directly at the sun for hours?
2002.12.18 | boysen
Has the world really changed that much? The world's oldest profession is still going strong. Apparently, politicians are their strongest consumer segment.
2002.12.18 | boysen
Those devious waitresses. Always trying to get an extra buck or two.
2002.12.17 | boysen
I know I posted this before, but looking at the tallest structures on Earth is just plain cool. Sodaplay is cool too.
2002.12.17 | boysen
When art-geeks get together, they play games like P'Shop Tennis. Layer 7 of Champ vs. Powazek is creative genius!
2002.12.17 | boysen
135,400 lights by a guy spreading the Christmas love and the blimey Courier-Journal (*cough* *Communists* *cough) can't snap a pic?!?
2002.12.17 | boysen
So, what do you think the wheelchair speed limit should be?
2002.12.17 | boysen
Utah, last in beer consuption, says "Time to raise those taxes!"
2002.12.17 | boysen
My name is really Togo Danderfluff. The Hobbit Name Generator told me so.
2002.12.16 | boysen
Talking Dubya sells out before Christmas.
2002.12.16 | boysen
In case any of you didn't know, colleges are for profit organizations.
2002.12.16 | boysen
Woman gets caught while driving under the influence of Maybelline.
2002.12.13 | boysen
You know things in America are getting bad when Planned Parenthood decides to pay high school kids to bring in customers—customers who have abortions get those kids a cash reward. This is all being done with your tax dollars and the buy-in of the NEA. Here's the application. Sick.
2002.12.13 | boysen
Remember Minority Report with Tom Cruise? They had those futuristic billboards. Well now Thinking Pictures is the company that's actually doing it.
2002.12.13 | boysen
Better not mess with Norway or they'll pull a 900 Tail Wag to Late Nosebleed on you.
2002.12.13 | boysen
One-in-23.575 trillion.
2002.12.13 | boysen
Even monkeys understand that boys don't play with Barbies. How this supports the theory of evolution, I'll never know.
2002.12.13 | boysen
Nowadays, they'll do anything to work naked women into everyday activities. Remember Seinfeld though, there's good naked and bad naked.
2002.12.13 | boysen
So there is a positive use for banner ads?
2002.12.12 | boysen
Honda holds onto top spot in the Cool Car Company rankings with Asimo—the hippest robot this side of Star Wars.
2002.12.12 | boysen
Beer vs. gun. The best part is the quote from the Kwik Stop clerk after seeing his attacker in the hospital.
2002.12.12 | boysen
I'm all about killing bills but what kind of society do we live in where a St. Louis alderwoman calls for sheets and curtains so she can relieve herself during the political debate, rather than excuse herself and use a restroom like the distinguished politician she so obviously must be?
2002.12.12 | boysen
For all you ballers out there, can anyone tell me how a team scores 110 points and still loses by 52?
2002.12.12 | boysen
Far be it from me to question anyone's preferences in music, but we're talking about Eminem here. What he "does" doesn't qualify as music... and now Detroit is using his music to promote their city?!?
2002.12.12 | boysen
This "colour" test is just plain painful. Ouchie!
2002.12.12 | Poison
"I justa needa know where to, uh, make a change." [click the Date Sauce]
2002.12.11 | boysen
Yeah, i'll buy one of these in the year 2029, when they're affordable!
2002.12.11 | boysen
Nobody knows how to surrender like the French.
2002.12.11 | boysen
This guy on ZDNet wrote about all of his favorite gadgets. At least he gets to test the stuff.
2002.12.10 | boysen
I don't know what's wrong with calling it the "at symbol" but France apparently had a problem with it. So they named it.
2002.12.10 | boysen
Lookout Mall of America here comes Destiny USA.
2002.12.10 | boysen
Bake sales in 2002 now include Snap! Crackle! Pot!
2002.12.9 | boysen
For big laughs, read the reviews of Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff, a CD sure to be on everyone's Christmas list this year.
2002.12.9 | boysen
Remember my post about the Whopper going out of business? Well, it's not due to a lack of resourcefulness.
2002.12.9 | boysen
If you've been doubtful in the past, no more. The end of the world is at hand.
2002.12.9 | boysen
Star Dudes is a Flash movie of Episode IV condensed to under 5 minutes. Enjoy!
2002.12.9 | boysen
When is a pit bull, not a pit bull? When it's a chihuahua.
2002.12.9 | boysen
You've heard about spammers getting blacklisted, what about whitelisting the good guys instead?
2002.12.6 | boysen
Now, what are they feeding this kid? better yet, how many takes did they need to capture this amazing event on video?
2002.12.6 | boysen
Sure would hate to meet this woman in a dark ally. Leggo my bingo!
2002.12.6 | boysen
I know everyone has been killing brain cells trying to come up with that perfect Christmas gift for ole Boyso. Never fear! I've found it at long last.
2002.12.6 | boysen
The chronic isn't just for the kiddies anymore.
2002.12.5 | boysen
Is this the end of the Whopper?
2002.12.5 | boysen
And we thought Roo has issues with rage. This lady took a hammer to 18 luxury cars!
2002.12.4 | boysen
Repeat this poor girls name, three times slowly. I know, I know, This is so immature.
2002.12.4 | boysen
Richard Gere is just plain confused, because he's not a giraffe.
2002.12.4 | boysen
People in Wisconsin have a urnination problem.
2002.12.4 | boysen
I tried this once. The judge still made me testify.
2002.12.3 | boysen
I would be a very bad berry (however, not Badberry) if I didn't tell everyone about the dangers of aspartame. And now it looks like scuralose is supabad too. Do your own research but the summary is stick with sugar.
2002.12.3 | boysen
The 3rd Annual 20 Worst People, Places, And Things On The Internet For 2002
2002.12.2 | boysen
For you history buffs out there, Stanford has posted some movies of the first mouse demos that took place in 1968.
2002.12.2 | boysen
Ever the helpful gent, I post a link to some old advertising slogans. "At the clanberries, we post no link before its time."
2002.12.2 | boysen
It didn't even occur to me that Nissan would be the one to buy www.Z.com.
2002.12.2 | boysen
So, are you sending too much non-essential email? I would hope so. ;^)